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Sex toys can now give you an orgasm when the price of Bitcoin erupts

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Sex toys can now give you an orgasm when the price of Bitcoin erupts
Now you can really feel the peaks and troughs of the Bitcoin market

We’re sure becoming staggeringly rich overnight is one thing that’s can be legitimately described as better than sex

But why not combine immediate enrichment with erotic pleasure?

A porn firm called CamSoda is preparing to launch a platform called Bitcast which will sync the vibrations of a smart sex toy to the movements of the Bitcoin market, as well as the movements of Ethereum and Litecoin,

The cryptocurrency has shot up in price by more than 3000 percent this year, making a lot of people rich.

If you’re one of the lucky people who benefited from Bitcoin, your sensations of extreme wealth could be amplified by the rumblings of a butt plug, dildo or fake vagina.

This is what passes for science these days (Pic: YouTube)
A view of the PornHub ‘twerking butt’, which is a smart sex toy (Pic: YouTube)

‘With people constantly tracking their cryptocurrency investments, we saw an opportunity to offer them simultaneous sexual pleasure derived exclusively from price fluctuations,” said Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda.

‘Now, with Bitcast, our fans can hook up their favourite interactive toy and literally get pleasure from their investments. So, essentially, as the price goes up, so too do your orgasms.’

CamSoda previously launched a service it described as ‘the iTunes of blowjobs and cunnilingus’, which allowed customers to buy porn films which sync to their sex toys.

It also introduced a security system which lets porn watchers log into the website using a picture of their penis.

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