Nigel Farage claimed he could deliver a Brexit deal and the burns are all you could hope for – the best 17

Arch Brexiter and failed parliamentary candidate, Nigel Farage, faced Tony Blairs former spin doctor, Alastair Campbell in the Good Morning Britain studio and was asked why he hadnt produced a comprehensive plan for Brexit. Goaded into a response, Farage claimed that he could produce a simple trade deal, but that the government doesnt want to discuss it with him – so he wont write it.

The pro-EU magazine, The New European, published an account of the exchange.

Nigel Farage has claimed that he could deliver a trade deal for the UK… but because the government will not talk to him hes not prepared to write it.

— The New European (@TheNewEuropean) September 24, 2018

People were understandably sceptical, given that an entire department of government dedicated to solving the problem has failed to produce a workable solution. The reactions were more than a little scathing.


So either he's lying or he doesn't give a shit about the national interest.
Or both, of course.
(It's both.)

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) September 24, 2018


"I have a trade deal. It goes to another school"

— Steve Peers (@StevePeers) September 24, 2018


Nigel Farage is a fucking idiot. YOURE WELCOME.

— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) September 24, 2018


Nigel Farage has developed a cure for cancer but is unwilling to reveal it in case it saves the wrong kind of people.

— Madincroydon (@Madincroydon) September 24, 2018


Nigel also had a trial for Barcelona and Stephen Hawking used to copy Nigel's physics homework but he doesn't like to talk about it…

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) September 24, 2018


Nigel Farage once developed a cure for the common cold.
But he's never told anyone about it as Brian Cox once called him a twat.#ThingsNigelCanDo

— Gordon McIntosh ?? #FBPE ?? (@Gordy_Mc1ntosh) September 24, 2018


I could write a bestseller but because the publisher isn't prepared to talk to me before I've written it, I'm not prepared to write it?

— Filthy remainer, stop Brexit FBPE#FollowBackProEu (@mcgibbond) September 24, 2018


That's about as likely as Nigel Farage winning Olympic gold in the 100 metres dressed as a giant bent banana

— Marcus Chown (@marcuschown) September 24, 2018


I had quite an interesting weekend where I uncovered how to create an elixir of eternal life – but since Farage's repulsive visage makes me wretch uncontrollably whenever it comes into view, I figured humanity wasn't worth saving.

Sorry guys. Blame Nigel.

— Graham Lithgow (@grahamlithgow) September 24, 2018

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