Someone’s found the most Daily Mail headline ever

There’s only one way the Daily Mail’s going after this story about
Sergei Skripal, the former Russian agent critically ill along with his daughter after being found unconscious in mysterious circumstances.

And that way is down.

COVERAGE: Brand names, Russian spies, the value of homes given to foreigners for free, and tits.

My God. It’s the perfect storm.

— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) March 6, 2018

It’s the detail about the value of the house that does it, the ‘cherry on the cake’ as Iain Duncan Smith would put it.

And just in case …

ADDENDUM: Did you enjoy the last story about Russian poisoning but felt we didn’t put enough emphasis on the tits? Don’t worry, we’ve given them a special article all of their own.

— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) March 6, 2018


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